Sometimes I think I should make a “Find a Book Boyfriend” quiz for my catalog.

Want a cuddly, awkward often serious man with a hint of dad bod? — Undercover Siren

Want a bright and shiny goof with a ramshackle british accent and abs for days? — Fever

Want a dark, old school gentlemanly type from out of time that you could see turning into a wolf? — Son of Krampus

Want a cold, introverted musician that’s rail thin with bright blue eyes? — Snowbound

Want a sexy leprechaun who brings you dessert and fixes windows? — Gettin’ Lucky